Man On Roof Waiting For God

A helicopter flew by and a voice came over a loudspeaker offering to lower a ladder and take him off the roof.

Man on roof waiting for god.

The speedboat driver was obviously surprised but since it was so apparent that this drowning man refused to accept his help he decided to speed away never to return. Naturally the speedboat driver offered to rescue this man. He responds that he has faith in god and god will give him a miracle. The man in the boat invited the other man to get in and he d save him.

The man waved the helicopter away shouting back that he was waiting for god to save him. God will save me and so the man that had come to save the drowning man returned to shore. A helicopter flew by and a man inside lowered a rope and shouted down for the stranded man to climb up the rope. Just then another man came by in a row boat.

My god will save me. A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. Heavenly father he said i had faith in you. The man on the roof prayed for god to save him.

Sadly the drowning man did drown. The man in the house said no thanks i m waiting for god to rescue me can you see where this is going the waters kept on rising. Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof jump in i can save you the stranded fellow shouted back no it s ok i m praying to god and he is going to save me. I m waiting for my god to save me the drowning man said.

He says to god i prayed every day and was a very religious man. The waters rose higher and higher and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away and alas the poor man drowned. The man on the porch said no thanks i m waiting for god to rescue me. Thanks but no thanks mate.

As the flood waters rose a man was on the porch of his house and prayed that god would save him from drowning in the flood. Upon arriving in heaven the man marched straight over to god. A man comes by in a boat and says get in get in the religous man replies no i have faith in god he will grant me a miracle later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again. A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood.

Why didn t you come and save me and god said son i sent you a warning. He was praying to god for help. But the man still wouldn t get in. When in heaven the man stood before god and asked i put all of my faith in you.

Of course the drowning man still refuses and says no thanks. The flooding water came over the roof and caught him up and swept him away. He went to heaven where he sees god.